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This song is all about making love to a 60ft alien troll, and does contain some graphic scenes where liquified gonads are carried up a mountain in the moonlight. There’s no actual swearing so it could be argued that it’s radio friendly, and it’s very funny in places.

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GEZZELLUM

Now I’ve explored the galaxy
and the darkest corners of space
sometimes stone cold sober
sometimes off my face
I’ve been beamed up by aliens
who used me like a blow up doll
I’ve been kidnapped by Klingons
who tried to suck out my soul
they attached themselves to the back of my neck
and they fed on my vital juice
now I know why there’re called Klingons
cos you can’t shake the bastards loose

So I think I can say that Ive been there
seen it done it in fact I’m on a roll
but nothing prepared me for the night I made love
to a 60ft oversexed troll …called Gezzellum

Gezzellum - Gezzellum
she said her name was Gezzellum
she’s a 60 foot troll with an attitude.
(…A 60 foot troll with an attitude)

well I’d just started stroking her pelt,
when she ripped open my belt
and she squirted in something that smelt real bad
and caused my genitals to melt
she scooped up the goo with a Goo spoon,
took it up the mountain by the light of the moon
like a bitch on heat with her Goo Spoon,
like a filthy gimp with her Goo Spoon
climbing up the mountain with the Goo Spoon
with the Goo Spoon glinting in the light of the moon

a monster troll with primitive needs
off to her nest with my seed
her screams and moans could be heard all night
so could my screams and moans
and i think I had more to scream about alright?
…than Gezzellum

when at last she was satisfied
she’d licked that goo spoon dry
she came down the mountain and she spewed it up
all over my aching thigh.
what hours before she had swallowed,
from the pit of her being did toss
and it spread all over my steaming groin
like soft green Irish moss.
slowly took root, sent out a shoot,
throbbing twitching and stinking of brute
It created itself a womb, try doing that on zoom
it’s alien insemination designed to bring forth fruit
and in many ways I have to say i think its kinda cute
but it left a massive stain on my space suit

my stomach grew to the size of Gibraltar
then I popped and shot out a daughter
That was ten years ago and I still feel sore
that nights events shook me to the core
not to mention the damage to my pelvic floor

and I still have dreams of the Goo Spoon
my liquified nuts in the Goo Spoon
carried up the mountain by the light of the moon
my mashed up gonads in the Goo Spoon
the gonads glistening in the light of the moon

They’re letting her out of the zoo soon
Then we’ll fly off on our honeymoon
we’ll set the controls for the heart of the Sun
we’ll turn them way up to eleven
just me, the little Goo girl …and Gezzellum

Gezzellum - Gezzellum
she said her name was Gezzellum
she’s a 60 foot troll with an attitude.
(…A 60 foot troll with an attitude)

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from .​.​.​and the GOLDEN HAMMER, released December 15, 2021

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William Wilding England, UK

WILDING and UNWILDING is the latest project from William Wilding. His other band '...and The Native Hipsters' are featured elsewhere on Bandcamp. andthenativehipsters.bandcamp.com

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