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.​.​.​and the GOLDEN HAMMER

by WILDING

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1.
MEAL 06:00
MEAL you thought you were top of the food chain ….baby you were the ultimate winner but your just another TV dinner another feeding frenzy the bugs are gonna find you tasty eating through your stomach wall the worms are having a ball feasting like there’s no tomorrow munching right through your marrow When they look at your back they just see a snack when they look at your legs they wanna lay their eggs when you start to rot you’re the perfect spot for a wonderful candlelit meal How does it feel - so romantic as you putrefy the maggots and blowflies want in on the act as a matter of fact there’s a whole heap of bacteria want to treat you just like a cafeteria how does that feel - how does that feel as you decompose - in come the crows to peck out your eyes …baby you start to ferment you start to bloat your enzymes gases, liquids and salt are a cocktail of protein filaments ready for consumption you are the menu and you are the venue you once were alive and now you are lunch death is just part of the deal your just keeping it real How does that feel - how does that feel
2.
HEARTS 05:13
HEARTS Whatever you have is stolen everything is false you bite with stolen teeth lies crawl from your mouth you steal the treasure of the wise then vomit it back as culture many are born and devoured by the coldest brute of all fishermen row with golden oars at the setting of the sun Is it mud that sits upon the throne or the throne that sits on mud who wants to rule and thus obey the awful stench of fame far from the noise of the market happens all that’s great those actors that you take for real buzzing like poisonous snakes your walls are covered in hearts because your walls are covered in hearts many are born and devoured by the coldest brute of all fishermen row with golden oars at the setting of the sun Is it mud that sits upon the throne or the throne that sits on mud around the truth the world evolves people revolve around fame Far from the noise of the market buzzing like poisonous snakes Those actors that you voted for Cover your walls with hearts They cover your walls with hearts because you cover your walls with hearts They cover your walls with hearts because you cover your walls with hearts teddy bears and rabbits love on the mantlepiece Fairy wings. sugar dreams fifteen quid from the Disney store online bingo chardonnay tweet til the cows come home your walls are covered in hearts because your walls are covered in hearts Some poor bastard in the dark lying in piss and vomit ignored by the government Their walls are covered in shit Their walls are covered in shit
3.
SPY 13:06
4.
MACHINE 04:01
MACHINE this machine keeps coming this machine this machine this machine can multiply this machine this machine this machine’s relentless this machine this machine this machine is made of meat this machine this machine this machine the soft machine this machine this machine this machine will eat itself this machine this machine Below the giant star the insects scuttle on surrounded by the universe expanding on and on only time will tell if anything survives only one things certain -
5.
CAVE 05:00
CAVE alone with a clear sky and an open sea The honey sun is falling the moon is cool and free go happy to your cave go happy to your cave You never learnt to fly, but you know how to fall You never learnt to fall, but you know how to fly a little poison now and then makes for vivid dreams the ground gives way, the wisest fool is easy to believe the fragrance of eternity Drifts between the trees You never learnt to fly, but you know how to fall You never learnt to fall, but you know how to fly The kiss of midnight calling always arrives unseen
6.
GEZELLUM 06:17
GEZZELLUM Now I’ve explored the galaxy and the darkest corners of space sometimes stone cold sober sometimes off my face I’ve been beamed up by aliens who used me like a blow up doll I’ve been kidnapped by Klingons who tried to suck out my soul they attached themselves to the back of my neck and they fed on my vital juice now I know why there’re called Klingons cos you can’t shake the bastards loose So I think I can say that Ive been there seen it done it in fact I’m on a roll but nothing prepared me for the night I made love to a 60ft oversexed troll …called Gezzellum Gezzellum - Gezzellum she said her name was Gezzellum she’s a 60 foot troll with an attitude. (…A 60 foot troll with an attitude) well I’d just started stroking her pelt, when she ripped open my belt and she squirted in something that smelt real bad and caused my genitals to melt she scooped up the goo with a Goo spoon, took it up the mountain by the light of the moon like a bitch on heat with her Goo Spoon, like a filthy gimp with her Goo Spoon climbing up the mountain with the Goo Spoon with the Goo Spoon glinting in the light of the moon a monster troll with primitive needs off to her nest with my seed her screams and moans could be heard all night so could my screams and moans and i think I had more to scream about alright? …than Gezzellum when at last she was satisfied she’d licked that goo spoon dry she came down the mountain and she spewed it up all over my aching thigh. what hours before she had swallowed, from the pit of her being did toss and it spread all over my steaming groin like soft green Irish moss. slowly took root, sent out a shoot, throbbing twitching and stinking of brute It created itself a womb, try doing that on zoom it’s alien insemination designed to bring forth fruit and in many ways I have to say i think its kinda cute but it left a massive stain on my space suit my stomach grew to the size of Gibraltar then I popped and shot out a daughter That was ten years ago and I still feel sore that nights events shook me to the core not to mention the damage to my pelvic floor and I still have dreams of the Goo Spoon my liquified nuts in the Goo Spoon carried up the mountain by the light of the moon my mashed up gonads in the Goo Spoon the gonads glistening in the light of the moon They’re letting her out of the zoo soon Then we’ll fly off on our honeymoon we’ll set the controls for the heart of the Sun we’ll turn them way up to eleven just me, the little Goo girl …and Gezzellum Gezzellum - Gezzellum she said her name was Gezzellum she’s a 60 foot troll with an attitude. (…A 60 foot troll with an attitude)
7.
TRUCK 05:40
TRUCK you’ve gone and fucking fucked it you fuck faced fucking fuckwit It’s fucked to fuckeration It’s fucked to fucking fuck For fucks sake fuck off now You fucking little fuck you’ve fucked the fucking fucker Its just our fucking luck We fucking loved that fucker and now the fuckers fucked it’s fucked to fuckeroo and it’s fucking down to you I fucking didn’t care I didn’t give a fuck I just ignored the fuckers and fucked off in my truck Am I fucking bothered am I fucking fuck those fuckers can go fuck themselves those fucking little fucks I put my fucking foot down and drove the fucking truck I drove for fucking hours I drove all fucking night by the morning I was fucked so why the fuck am i telling you you stupid fucking fuck it’s none of your fucking business just drive the fucking truck It ain’t my fucking fault you need a fucking ride so shut the fucking fuck up shut the fuck and fucking drive
8.
MUSIC 08:29
MUSIC Silence is golden music for the masses in the church of song Music makes us think we can change the world we worship music with the soundtrack of our choice in the hall of fame pointless stupid songs repetitive and catchy hypnotise the masses who idolise the stars who recognise the heart of rock is beating in the bank every single note sucks harder than a black hole in your soul just turn on your radio and listen to the awful trash spewing out of it. the proof is there for all to hear It is the dominant religion of our generation. the real power of music is that it makes us want to be like our musical gods our prophets and saints, while Goths and Mods work shitty jobs so they can listen to Spotify walking around with their headphones on brainwashed by music all music and art is a waste of fucking time
9.
HOOKS 07:12
HOOKS I should be arrested for trying to sing you should be arrested for listening to it Theres no hidden meaning and it won’t change your life so don’t bother trying… to sing along it don’t rhyme, there’s no chorus or hook it don’t rhyme, there’s no chorus or hook it don’t rhyme, there’s no chorus or hook that’s the fucking hook It ain’t Sta-dium-rock (lead guitar) It ain’t a pro-test-song (harmonica) and you certainly can’t DANCE to it

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Welcome to my new album. “WILDING …and the GOLDEN HAMMER”
This album is a cross between the last Noise album and my other band …and the Native Hipsters.
All the tracks have me singing on them - apart from ‘SPY’ which has 97 year old Margaret Peck on vocals. Some are almost normal with drums and quite a regular structure, others are more freeform with a whole mashed up load of noise and stuff as well.
It’s a limited addition of 100.

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released December 15, 2021

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William Wilding England, UK

WILDING and UNWILDING is the latest project from William Wilding. His other band '...and The Native Hipsters' are featured elsewhere on Bandcamp. andthenativehipsters.bandcamp.com

You can also go to the website mechanicallyreclaimed.weebly.com for further info on both projects
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